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The laws ok Ikea

1) when entering to only buy that really important object you will always buy a candle as well
2) you will Que for hours somewhere along the line
3) you will get stuck behind some fucktard of a family who need 16 billion trolleys for 3 people
4) you will buy meat balls (though I r disappoint at meatball standard atm, tasted better with horse)
5) you curse at those blasted bollards which block your trolley from going to your car 6miles away on the otherside of the carpark so you have to carry your flatpack furniture miles and put your back out.
6) get home and say 'that was a good day!' Even if you hated everyminute.
7) you'll open your first flatpack wardrobe/deck/bed/house and guaranteed you just look blankly at the instructions and try build it without help.



10 minutes later you get the instructions as you have no idea how you managed to build helicopter.

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Pro tip: If you feel lost in a foreign country, go to IKEA, the madness there will feel like home.

You forgot the hotdogs. They're almost as good as the meatballs.

There are also those tiny pencils. Go to IKEA, never need to go to a stationers for a year.

A Docile Sloth wrote:There are also those tiny pencils. Go to IKEA, never need to go to a stationers for a year.

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try to find these parts in Ikea: http://www.ikeahackers.net/2008/08/qual ... cheap.html

and the look on the face of the employees when you say "i want them for a headphone stand".....it was pretty embarrassing

but you won't believe that stuff i've fit in my car from ikea. GF squashed above them, butt sticking out of the window...pretty funny. i live pretty close to our and used to work close also...i had a colleague that was pregnant and she made me eat those hotdogs almost everyday....i can tell you the meatballs and hotdogs have become pretty bad from back when they first opened here....m like an ikea gourmet taster.