The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

[DiscoSoup]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-b2YNErwxw[/youtube]

[BotoloLover]

Already saw it, but always an insane pleasure.

[Róka]

What.
The.
frak.

[Kuchenfari]

Welcome to the internet!

[RazY70]

[DiscoSoup]

Does this stuff work? I'm asking for a friend.

[Róka]

http://youtu.be/wuc6-OV2Vpo
Maybe we can apply headcrabs to this situation...

[RazY70]

Does this stuff work? I'm asking for a friend.

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[Necromancer]

theres some 7 billion people on earth, their hands would probably fall off before killing everyone, not to mention their dicks.

[kidbagz]

theres some 7 billion people on earth, their hands would probably fall off before killing everyone, not to mention their dicks.

Half of those are women.

My question is how do they know they wont kill each other first? DO hand jobs count? How did the government not know they were masturbating? Do gay men count? How about teenagers? If this happened then it would have to be made mandatory for all women to frak men at least once a day.. you know, to be fair. Soo many questions left unanswered!

[Digz]

you will just have to see the full movie!

[Necromancer]

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theres some 7 billion people on earth, their hands would probably fall off before killing everyone, not to mention their dicks.

Half of those are women.

even so, and taking into account its two guys and not one, its 7/2/2 -> 7/4 = 1.75
lets reduce it to each one have to masturbate "just" one billion times.
to masturbate one billion times in a course of one year, you have to masturbate 2,739,726 times a day.
considering you have only 86400 seconds a day thats 31 masturbations a second!

now even if you could masturbate in the speed of light of once per second without your hand falling off or or your dick brushed/rubbed into ash, it'll take 31.7 years to masturbate one billion times to kill everyone.

[sushi]

Just to further the scientific approach, what about the births you would have during these 31,7?

[RazY70]

Some statistics http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2011/04/18 ... tatistics/

[.Sup]

nope, I'm still doing it