I wish I was a sea cucumber

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I wish I was a sea cucumber

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so I could wade through the ocean floor and disappear without anything being bothered by my absence
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ITT: Deep quotes.

I'm slowly becoming a repository for decomposing sorrows, regrets, ignored injustice, and forgotten promises. I can still feel its stench. But when I get accustomed to it, I will call it experience.
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bby u wan sum fek?
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Re: I wish I was a sea cucumber

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sea cucumbers have an important part in the life cycle, the same as any living being. Also they are supposed to be delicious...

Did u know there was a black market for sea cucumbers? :o
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Re: I wish I was a sea cucumber

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Do you want to play with my sea cucumber?
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Gwynzer wrote:Do you want to play with my sea cucumber?
*frowny face*
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Re: I wish I was a sea cucumber

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Calloutman wrote:
Gwynzer wrote:Do you want to play with my sea cucumber?
*frowny face*
What?

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Re: I wish I was a sea cucumber

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we have them here, saw them when scuba dived.
they have sex life same as the Senate group here, open group orgies etc.
http://www.marine-life-costa-brava.org/ ... -cucumbers
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Re: I wish I was a sea cucumber

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Digz wrote:they have sex life same as the Senate group here, open group orgies etc.
I think that's just the older ones. As far as I know none of us <30 have been invited to these, at least I haven't.
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Gwynzer wrote:
Digz wrote:they have sex life same as the Senate group here, open group orgies etc.
I think that's just the older ones. As far as I know none of us <30 have been invited to these, at least I haven't.
We should implement a party system in our senate, just so Gwyn can join the lemon party.
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Digz wrote:we have them here, saw them when scuba dived.
they have sex life same as the Senate group here, open group orgies etc.
http://www.marine-life-costa-brava.org/ ... -cucumbers
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I'm fairly confident that's just some dude under the sand with a big boner.
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Re: I wish I was a sea cucumber

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Y'know what else is deep? The marinara trench
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Re: I wish I was a sea cucumber

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Level Up

Are you 2deep or all we just REALLY high?
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