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For almost a month now the world has watched as pro-west and anti-capitalist clashes have escalated from simple rhetoric to violent protests. Now insiders are making accusations that General Sushi of the Red Cossacks has actually deployed para-military forces to these demonstrations to help steer them towards destructive behavior and maximize the amount of damage they cause.
An outraged General Brummie of the W.I.R.A.F.O.E.C.D. "Acronym Army" has made it clear that he views this action as a declaration of war by General Sushi. Today he issued an order for an open draft to build his forces and put down this threat from the east. General Sushi responded by issuing a similar declaration, calling for "his brothers" to rise and take up arms against the western opressors.
These are the first open statments of armed agression from the factions, and with both sides refusing to come to the table, diplomatic roads seem to be at an impasse. Journalists in the east are reporting that young men and women are leaving their farmland homes and traveling to the Red Cossacks training grounds to fight for their homeland. While in the west stockmarkets have plumeted despite the stock prices of military equipment manufacturers going up nearly 300%. Impending war looms close at hand and analysts claim that the next global conflict could begin at any moment!
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