BlooDRaptoR1 wrote:Flummi drinked coffee and he has some issues...Maybe he bought it from Starfisher's Initiative.
As a representative of Starfisher's Coffee Initiative, I hereby declare that STAR Coffee Products have never had any side effects on consumers and will never have any. That aside though, the consumation of cheap competitors' products (i.e. GLD military supply coffee) may involove consequences such as heart attacks, hyperventilation and death (which may or may not come in the form of STAR bullets). Thank you for your attention!
True our army grade coffee sucks but that motivates us even more to conquer your territories and acquire all of those Star coffee plants.
They only last for a single year until you have to purchase new seeds from STAR Industries Inc., a measure to protect our licensed DIEGLD coffee seeds. The GLD troops would however enjoy the STAR-fertilized soil which is to be found on all our plantations.
In other news, STAR employees get a Grande Caramel Starfisher's Latte with Vanilla Flavor every morning, so if you also want some of that, you should look into abandoning swords and sign up for STAR today!
StarfisherEcho wrote:How much do we need to donate so that Flummi's name is permanently changed to "OverTheRainbow", and no matter what rank or army he's in his rank is a rainbow?
Tempting ... the thing is I a afraid, that even if I would call for a high amount you maniacs will get the sum collected and I do not wish to see Flummi rolling on the ground in technocolor .... than again ...
StarfisherEcho wrote:How much do we need to donate so that Flummi's name is permanently changed to "OverTheRainbow", and no matter what rank or army he's in his rank is a rainbow?
Tempting ... the thing is I a afraid, that even if I would call for a high amount you maniacs will get the sum collected and I do not wish to see Flummi rolling on the ground in technocolor .... than again ...
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BF3 || C2 Lead Operative || C3 Brigadier General || C4 Major General || C5 Private First Class || C6 General
BF4 || C1 TA || C2 TA || C3 TA || C4 Serviceman || C5 Duke