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The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:46 pm
by DiscoSoup

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:08 pm
by BotoloLover
Already saw it, but always an insane pleasure.

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:06 pm
by Róka
What.
The.
frak.
:lol:

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:09 pm
by Kuchenfari
Welcome to the internet!

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:23 pm
by RazY70
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Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:28 pm
by DiscoSoup
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Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:21 am
by Róka
http://youtu.be/wuc6-OV2Vpo
Maybe we can apply headcrabs to this situation...

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:37 am
by RazY70
DiscoSoup wrote:
RazY70 wrote:Image
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Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:58 am
by Necromancer
theres some 7 billion people on earth, their hands would probably fall off before killing everyone, not to mention their dicks.

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:04 pm
by kidbagz
Necromancer wrote:theres some 7 billion people on earth, their hands would probably fall off before killing everyone, not to mention their dicks.
Half of those are women.

My question is how do they know they wont kill each other first? DO hand jobs count? How did the government not know they were masturbating? Do gay men count? How about teenagers? If this happened then it would have to be made mandatory for all women to frak men at least once a day.. you know, to be fair. Soo many questions left unanswered!

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:21 am
by Digz
you will just have to see the full movie!

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:54 am
by Necromancer
Spoiler Alert!
the following message may ruin the movie for you!
read at your own risk!
Spoiler: show
kidbagz wrote:
Necromancer wrote:theres some 7 billion people on earth, their hands would probably fall off before killing everyone, not to mention their dicks.
Half of those are women.
even so, and taking into account its two guys and not one, its 7/2/2 -> 7/4 = 1.75
lets reduce it to each one have to masturbate "just" one billion times.
to masturbate one billion times in a course of one year, you have to masturbate 2,739,726 times a day.
considering you have only 86400 seconds a day thats 31 masturbations a second!

now even if you could masturbate in the speed of light of once per second without your hand falling off or or your dick brushed/rubbed into ash, it'll take 31.7 years to masturbate one billion times to kill everyone.

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:58 am
by sushi
Just to further the scientific approach, what about the births you would have during these 31,7?

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:01 pm
by RazY70

Re: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:23 pm
by .Sup
nope, I'm still doing it