The World is shocked!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:10 pm
The World is shocked! Newfound proof of capitalistic dogs performing waterboarding!
The newly founded Eastern Intelligence Agency searched the internet for the very first time. Search results speak for themselves. WATERBOARDING by the Western capitalistic dogs!
W-boarding 1
W-boarding II
Critics who blamed the EIA for using the wrong search criteria (“dog”, “water”, “board”) were quickly silenced by sending them to Siberia.
The East is outraged and calls for a strong leader to encounter this unprecedented behavior! Following the call of the masses, General Sushi stepped forward promising virgin records, free tickets to Disneyland and cookies to the future combatants after the submission of the West.
The EIA skilfully uncovered the person behind all this new provocation, Western General Brummie has moved out of the shadow to claim the rightness of his actions and promising babushkas, Vodka and cookies to his troops after the victory over the East.
It seems a new Global Conflict is inevitable!!!
The newly founded Eastern Intelligence Agency searched the internet for the very first time. Search results speak for themselves. WATERBOARDING by the Western capitalistic dogs!
W-boarding 1
W-boarding II
Critics who blamed the EIA for using the wrong search criteria (“dog”, “water”, “board”) were quickly silenced by sending them to Siberia.
The East is outraged and calls for a strong leader to encounter this unprecedented behavior! Following the call of the masses, General Sushi stepped forward promising virgin records, free tickets to Disneyland and cookies to the future combatants after the submission of the West.
The EIA skilfully uncovered the person behind all this new provocation, Western General Brummie has moved out of the shadow to claim the rightness of his actions and promising babushkas, Vodka and cookies to his troops after the victory over the East.
It seems a new Global Conflict is inevitable!!!