SA BF2 "Strategy Guide"

[Don_Quix]

SomethingAwful.com will be featuring a BF2 "Strategy Guide" on the main page of their site tomorrow.

It's mildly amusing.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

[Shrapnel]

Wow lots of good tips! I think I'm playing better already.

[sushi]

I do actually wonder how I got around without it.

[syL]

It's mildly amusing.

Just like most things SA does ...well, except Your band Sucks and Cranky Steve, they kick ass

[Thur]

That Jet is Your Jet! - Battlefield 2 comes with an advanced, technologically breathtaking feature which allows players to virtually "claim" a vehicle they want. You accomplish this by saying "GET OUT OF MY PLANE YOU fraker" repeatedly

[Ash2Dust]

That Jet is Your Jet! - Battlefield 2 comes with an advanced, technologically breathtaking feature which allows players to virtually "claim" a vehicle they want. You accomplish this by saying "GET OUT OF MY PLANE YOU *******" repeatedly

And if they wont, you lie down in front of the plane and punish them for the tk.

[Shrapnel]

Well that is the main goal of BF2.

[Paterson]

Well that is the main goal of BF2.

I think this is the main goal of BF2

If Somebody Is Using a Ground Vehicle's Gun, Get In and Drive It Away! - Some vehicles, such as jeeps and vans, have mounted cannons on top to scare away enemy birds. If you see a stationary vehicle, one where somebody is manning the top gun and shooting at some indeterminate location, feel free to jump right in and drive it away! I mean, obviously the guy was just sitting around like a useless dreg and waiting for an experienced driver to take him somewhere, anywhere! How else can you possibly explain somebody sitting inside a vehicle and not driving it? If the person manning the machine gun has placed land mines directly in front of the vehicle and even says "please do not get in, I'm using the gun to defend the flag," just ignore him, hop into the driver's seat, then drive right over the land mines, killing you both! Then punish for a team kill because you're a stupid fraking reject of the human race who deserves to have hot metal skewers jabbed into your eye sockets while a homeless man slices open your stomach and shoves pieces of broken glass and rusty bicycle gears into you. Not that I'm still mad.

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If You See Somebody Repairing a Vehicle, Feel Free to Take It! - They're simply preparing it for you, like a Christmas present! All your teammates want to be sure you drive only the finest and most physically acceptable vehicles. If you really want to show your gratitude, use the vehicle to run them over and then spam the "sorry" message approximately 400 times in the hope they won't punish you for a team kill. Then drive the vehicle straight into a large body of water or off a cliff while honking the horn like a retarded burn victim. Of course the chances of somebody on a public server not punishing you for a team kill are like one hundred billion infinity to -10, so remember to get really angry at them and inform them they're s*ic n****r w*p ch**k fags when the inevitable occurs. This helpfully lets them know they are spic nigger wop chink fags.

[Fire]

the sniper class is the best

u have straw hay glued to ur face hahahaahahah

[gribble]

http://www.worldtournament.net/bfcomic/ ... warposters

[deathbot9000]

lol...I hate bunny hoppers

[ColonelHogan]

That was quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.

[Smacklug]

That knocked my socks off, and then those socks went around the world and hit me and knocked off the new socks I had just put on!

[speed_demon]

Here's a good one: