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A letter sent to Elastoplast that was delivered to the GCW head office in error. An intern opened the letter. What follows is the content:
 
A letter sent to Elastoplast that was delivered to the GCW head office in error. An intern opened the letter. What follows is the content:
  
''Dear Sir/Madam"
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''Dear Sir/Madam''
  
"For many years I have used your sticking plasters in my small medical centre. Usually, I have to deal with small scrapes and bruises which your normal line of adhesive bandages handle suitably. Chios is a sleepy town. Keep producing high quality products."
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''For many years I have used your sticking plasters in my small medical centre. Usually, I have to deal with small scrapes and bruises which your normal line of adhesive bandages handle suitably. Chios is a sleepy town. Keep producing high quality products.''
  
"Unfortunately, your current lines no longer adequate. Since the outbreak of the war, the injuries I have to deal with are more severe. Suffice to say, your sticking plasters are no longer large enough to cover the size of wound I now have to deal with. Regretfully, I will have to change to Band-Aid unless you can provide me a larger size of sticking plaster; ideally one that can cover the entire chest area."
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''Unfortunately, your current lines no longer adequate. Since the outbreak of the war, the injuries I have to deal with are more severe. Suffice to say, your sticking plasters are no longer large enough to cover the size of wound I now have to deal with. Regretfully, I will have to change to Band-Aid unless you can provide me a larger size of sticking plaster; ideally one that can cover the entire chest area.''
  
"Yours Faithfully"
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''Yours Faithfully''
"Dr I. Anármostos"
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''Dr I. Anármostos''
  
  
 
The letter has since been forwarded to Elastoplast.
 
The letter has since been forwarded to Elastoplast.

Latest revision as of 14:58, 14 June 2014

A letter sent to Elastoplast that was delivered to the GCW head office in error. An intern opened the letter. What follows is the content:

Dear Sir/Madam

For many years I have used your sticking plasters in my small medical centre. Usually, I have to deal with small scrapes and bruises which your normal line of adhesive bandages handle suitably. Chios is a sleepy town. Keep producing high quality products.

Unfortunately, your current lines no longer adequate. Since the outbreak of the war, the injuries I have to deal with are more severe. Suffice to say, your sticking plasters are no longer large enough to cover the size of wound I now have to deal with. Regretfully, I will have to change to Band-Aid unless you can provide me a larger size of sticking plaster; ideally one that can cover the entire chest area.

Yours Faithfully

Dr I. Anármostos


The letter has since been forwarded to Elastoplast.