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A letter sent to Elastoplast that was delivered to the GCW head office in error. An intern opened the letter. What follows is the content:
 
A letter sent to Elastoplast that was delivered to the GCW head office in error. An intern opened the letter. What follows is the content:
  
''Dear Sir/Madam
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''Dear Sir/Madam''
  
"For many years I have used your sticking plasters in my small medical centre. Usually, I have to deal with small scrapes and bruises which your normal line of adhesive bandages handle suitably. Chios is a sleepy town. Keep producing high quality products.
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''For many years I have used your sticking plasters in my small medical centre. Usually, I have to deal with small scrapes and bruises which your normal line of adhesive bandages handle suitably. Chios is a sleepy town. Keep producing high quality products.''
  
"Unfortunately, your current lines no longer adequate. Since the outbreak of the war, the injuries I have to deal with are more severe. Suffice to say, your sticking plasters are no longer large enough to cover the size of wound I now have to deal with. Regretfully, I will have to change to Band-Aid unless you can provide me a larger size of sticking plaster; ideally one that can cover the entire chest area.
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Unfortunately, your current lines no longer adequate. Since the outbreak of the war, the injuries I have to deal with are more severe. Suffice to say, your sticking plasters are no longer large enough to cover the size of wound I now have to deal with. Regretfully, I will have to change to Band-Aid unless you can provide me a larger size of sticking plaster; ideally one that can cover the entire chest area.
  
"Yours Faithfully
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Yours Faithfully
"Dr I. Anármostos
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Dr I. Anármostos
  
  
 
The letter has since been forwarded to Elastoplast.
 
The letter has since been forwarded to Elastoplast.

Revision as of 14:57, 14 June 2014

A letter sent to Elastoplast that was delivered to the GCW head office in error. An intern opened the letter. What follows is the content:

Dear Sir/Madam

For many years I have used your sticking plasters in my small medical centre. Usually, I have to deal with small scrapes and bruises which your normal line of adhesive bandages handle suitably. Chios is a sleepy town. Keep producing high quality products.

Unfortunately, your current lines no longer adequate. Since the outbreak of the war, the injuries I have to deal with are more severe. Suffice to say, your sticking plasters are no longer large enough to cover the size of wound I now have to deal with. Regretfully, I will have to change to Band-Aid unless you can provide me a larger size of sticking plaster; ideally one that can cover the entire chest area.

Yours Faithfully Dr I. Anármostos


The letter has since been forwarded to Elastoplast.